Batty Book Titles A to F
A
Aardvarks by Ant Eater
Aches and Pains by Arthur Itis
A Child’s Guide to Ornithology by Dicky Bird
A Close Call by Marge Innall
A Compendium of Teases by Mick E Take
A Controlling Influence by Sven Gali
Acting as a Judge by Judy Cator
A Darn Good Read by Paige Turner
A Day at the Beach by C. Side and C. Shaw
Adventures of the local T.A. by Preston Front
Adventures on the Mountainside by Billy Goat
Advertising Hoardings by Bill Board
Ageing Population by Gerry Attrick
A Guide to Nightwear by Jim Jams
A Guide to Scottish Headwear by Tam O’Shanter
A Guide to Seabirds by Kitty Wake
A Guide to the Railway Termini of London by Mary Le Bone
Alcohol and Crime by Duncan Disorderly
All About Atoms by Molly Cule
All You Need to Know About Explosives by Dinah Mite
Alone at the Altar by Jill Ted
American Whiskey by Jack Daniels
Amps, Volts & Ohms by Alec Tricity
An Appointment with the Dentist by Terry Fied
An Attractive Young Woman by Bobby Dazzler
An Authority on Scotch Whiskies by Johnnie Walker
A New Invention by Pat Pending
Anger Management by Ty Rade
Ankle Garments for Teenage Girls by Bobby Socks
An International Christian Organization by Sally Army
A Nice Cup of Tea by Bev Erage
Antibiotics by Penny Cillin
Antiques by George Ian Silver
Anything That Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong by Murphy Slaw
Apes of Africa by Jim Pan Zee
A Quick and Rude Response by Kurt Reply
A Place of Great Abundance and Wealth by L. Dorado
Archaeology by Art T. Fact
Architecture of the 1920s and 1930s by Art Deco
A Religious Abode by Vic Arage
Are You Dancing? by R. U. Asking
Army Life by Lou Tenant
Army Units by Reg Imments
Army Weather Forecasting by General Outlook
A Round of Golf by T. Off
A Rough Guide to Nepal by Kath Mandu
A Soldiers Diary by Tommy Gunn
Astrology by Horace Scope
A Tool for Boring Holes by Brad Awl
A Trip to the Barbers by Aaron Floor
A Trip to the Cobblers by Lucille Onmyshoe
Autumnal Sounds by Russell Leaves
Avoid Getting Your Drink Spiked by Mickey Finn
B
Baby Sitting by Justin Casey Howls
Back-Breaking Work by Manuel Labour
Back Problems by Eileen Bent
Bacteria by Mike Robes
Bad Breath by Hal E. Tosis
Bad Hair Day by Spike
Ballroom Dancing by Paul Jones
Basic Development Stages by Rudi Mentary
Basket Making by Willow Trees
Batten Down the Hatches by Windsor Howlin
Battleaxes by Tom A. Hawk
Battle of Hastings by Norman Conquest
Beautiful Italian Woman by Bella Donna
Beer Making by Bud Wiser
Beer Mug Ornaments by Toby Jug and Phil Pot
Beginners Guide to Thermodynamics by Kelvin Scale
Be Quiet! by Danielle Soloud
Be the Life and Soul of the Party by Greg Arious
Big Band Sounds by Phil Harmonic
Big Cats by Leo Pard
Big Lover of France by Frank O’File
Biography of Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace
Bird Song at the Start of a New Day by Dawn Chorus
Birds in my Garden by Robin Redbreast
Blood Sucking Worms by Lee Chez
Blow Your Nose by Hank R. Chief
Blunt Razor by Nick Shaving
Blushing by Rosie Cheeks
Book About Bats by Pippa Strelle
Bouncing Bullets by Rick O’Shea
Boy Scouts by Bob A. Job
Brainless by M. T. Head
Brainwaves by Ivan Idea
Brazilian Dance by Sam Ba
Breach of the Peace by Al Tercation
Bricklaying by C. Ment
British Birds by Jack Daw
British Comedy Films by Carrie On
British Universities by Hilary Term
Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
Bull Fighting by Matt Ador
Bursting for a wee by Jimmy Riddle
Business Suits by Windsor Knot
C
Call the Coastguard by Mandy Lifeboat
Camping Accessories by Billy Can
Canadian Cities by Wyn E. Pegg
Cannibalism by Henrietta Mann
Canoe Building by Kaye Ak
Can You Hear Me? by Mike Check
Carbuncles by Ivor Boyle
Car Servicing by Axel Grease
Cartoons by Annie Mayshun
Castle Gateways by Sally Port
Change the Borders for Voting by Jerry Mander
Change Your Mind by Ria Cess
Cheap Home Construction by Jerry Built
Check Your Change by Rob U. Blind
Children’s Garden Building by Wendy House
Children’s Infectious Diseases by Scarlet Fever
Children’s Outside Games by Hayden Seek
Chinese Modern Transport by Rick Shaw
Chocolate Making by Kit Kat
Choosing A Pet Dog by Kay Neine
Choosing Transport by Cara Train
Christmas Songs by Carol Singers
Cigarette Smoking by Nick O’Teen
Classic Cars by Mini Cooper
Cleaning Up by Dustin Corners
Climbing Plants of North America by Virginia Creeper
Coastal Marine Fish by John Dory
Cockney Rhyming Slang by Ruby Murray and Gregory Peck
Coffee-flavoured Liqueur by Tia Maria
Come Chant with Me by Harry Krishna
Come on in by Doris Open
Completely Genuine and Honest by Simon Pure
Completely Transparent and Unclouded by Crystal Clear
Computing Memory by Meg Abight
Conifer Trees of North America by Douglas Fir
Constructing Houses by Bill Ding
Constructive Criticism by Frank O. Pinion
Cookery for Beginners by Egon Chips
Cooking with Pasta by Al Dente
Cookware for Casseroles by Stu Pot
Coping With Debt by Owen Money
Cornish Lighthouses by Eddie Stone
Cosmetic Surgery by Faye Slift
Country Dancing by Virginia Reel
Cowboy Lassos by Larry At
Cream Deserts by Sherry Trifle
Crossing Rivers for Military Exercises by Bailey Bridge
Crossing the East River by Brooke Lyn Bridge
Cuddly Toys by Ted E. Bear
Cut the Grass by Moses Lawn
Cycling in the Countryside by Isabel Necessary
D
Damaged Goods by Warren T. Void
Dancewear by Leo Tard
Danger Ahead by Luke Out
Danish Lagers by Carl S. Berg
Defrosting Cattle by Thora Herd
Dentistry for Beginners by Phil McCavity
Designing Placards by Bill Poster
Diet for Dogs by Nora Bone
Digital Pictures by Jay Peg
Disappearing by Peter Out and Faye Ding
Disease of Sheep and Cattle by Ann Thrax
Distance Available Overhead
by Max Headroom
Distraught With Fear and Anxiety by Fran Tic
Does Exactly What It Says on the Tin by Ron Seal
Does my Bum Look Big in This? by Herbie Hind
Doing Things in an Haphazard Fashion by Willy Nilly
Don’t Give Up by Percy Vere.
Don’t Leave Without Me by Isa Coming
Don’t Mess With Me! by Amanda B. Reckonwith
Don’t Move by Stan Still
Don’t Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries
Do You Hear A Phone? by Isobel Ringing
Driving Along the Beach by June Buggy
Driving a Taxi by Minnie Cab
Dublin Glazing by Patty O’Doors
E
Early Morning Police Search by Dawn Raid
Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia
Eating Garlic by I. Malone
Edible Kernels by Hazel Nut
Edible Persimmon of Israel by Sharon Fruit
Elephants Tusks by Ivor Ree
Emitting Heat or Light by Ray D. Ant
End of the Week by Gladys Friday
En Garde by Drew Blood
English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer
Enjoyment and Enthusiasm in Doing Something by Gus Tow
Equal Distribution of Assets by Sharon Sharalike
Equine Leg Cramps by Charley Horse
Errors and Accidents by Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Escaped Tiger by Claude Balls
Evil Spirits by Dee Mons
Exercising Complete Power by Dick Tator
Explaining Things Better by Clarry Fy
Exploring the Nile by Cleo Patra
Explosives Made Easy by T. N. Tee and Stan Wellback
Expressing great surprise or anger by Gordon Bennett
Extinct Reptiles by Dinah Saur and Terry Dactyl
Eye Inflammation by Sandy Blight
F
Fabric for Making Towels and Bathrobes by Terry Cloth
Famous Knighthoods by Neil Downe
Famous Libels by Sue Mee
Famous Spanish Bandits by Des Perado
Fancy French Cakes by Pat Isserie
Fantasizing about a Glamorous Life by Walter Mitty
Fashion of the 1960’s by Minnie Skirt
Fashionable Hairstyles by Bou Ffont
Fell Walking by Hilda Climb
Fictitious names in the Courts by John Doe and Richard Roe
Fighting My Case by Barry Ster
Fights on a Narrowboat by R.G. Bargee
Fitting Carpets by Walter Wall
Fixing a Tennis Racket by Reese Trung
Fixing Computer Programs by Dee Bugger
Flat Fish by Hal E. Butt
Flee from Prison by S. Cape
Fleece Your ex-Husband by Ali Mony
Floor Covering by Lynn O’Leum
Fooling Around by Joe King
Foolish or Silly Behaviour by Tom Foolery
Footware by Susan Socks
Forbidden Love by Jane Anderson
Foreseeing Future Events by Clair Voyant
Fortifications of West Germany by Siegfried Line
Fossil Fuels from Ireland by Pete Bogs
Freebies by Sam Pull
French Cuisine by Sue Flay
French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded
French Summer Footwear by Phillipe Fillop
Frog Larvae by Tad Pole
Frustration and Exasperation by Pete Sake
Full-length Waterproof Coat by Mac Intosh
